^fast forward to 30 second mark
Proof is in the pudding folks. I mean, if the morning commute wasn't bad enough, imagine being directly involved in a people-avalanche at 8:42 Tuesday morning. That would put a bit of a damper on your day huh?
No spot in this scenario is really safe. If you're at the top or bottom when the escalator goes into turbo mode, you are in some serious trouble. Almost definitely getting smushed on some Super Mario Brothers shit. The middle is a complete wild-card spot. Coin-flip chance that the back flow from the people up top propel you over the people on the bottom creating an awesome story to tell the co-workers. Hope I didn't jinx myself for tomorrow.
Know what the sad thing is? I'd rather be one of those people chillin' under several pairs of work shoes than the dude that escaped. Simply and solely because I wouldn't have to go to work due to my extended stay in the hospital.