Monday, August 24, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 7:41 AM //
Welcome back. Work's trash. This podcast is slightly less trash. Listen.
Table of Contents:
-Taylor Swift might be worth switching to Apple Music?
-Getting old, teens are scary
-Bebop and Rocksteady, TMNT
-Godzilla was bad
-Jared from Subway
-Eat a lobster roll from McDonalds
-We're going to Kansas to Catfish everybody?
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 10:51 AM //
My god, what a hero. If that's not a "On my way to steal your girl" face, I don't really know what is. On second thought, this might be a "ZOMG I just climbed 700 feet to the top of this crane without opposable thumbs and I've got to take a shit" face, but who's really counting here.
Got to give this guy some credit. He sought out a challenge, put himself in position to succeed, and won. Once you disregard the fact that "winning" means high altitude dumpage and start to appreciate this little critter for his willpower and determination, life suddenly starts to make sense. And, to be honest, if you replace pooping with peeing, I'm right on board with this plan. Don't lie, fellas. There was nothing more satisfying than peeing from a distance. Personally, I used to stand outside of the bathroom door and see if I could pee in the toilet, so I completely see where this raccoon was coming from.
No matter how much we talk about technological and social advancements, it's evident that society isn't fully ready for next-level extreme excrement. SMH.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 10:34 AM //
Introducing the GOOD ENOUGH Podcast. We finally got a name. It's not bad, it's not great. It's good enough. There we go.
Table of Contents:
Boston is Bougie
AC Juice falling from the sky
Philly, what happened?
Did we invent a new sport?
Summer kinda sucks. Admit it, it does.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 12:56 PM //
Oh. This is wonderful. Not like snails are gross or anything. Let's just make them 10x their normal size and have them live in the trees in our neighborhood. :-)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck all of this, yo. This really might be the last straw for Florida. As a state, as a structural entity, as an ensemble of atoms - I want Florida out of here. First you had that dude eat another dude because he was on Florida manufactured drugs and now this. No three-strike system when it comes to tree-dwelling snails that can poop on me and give me meningitis. No siree.
My first reaction to seeing a SIGN telling me that there are GIANT LAND SNAILS in the area would be very similar to this:
Not even going to get into that second picture up top. Just going to smooth avoid it and act like I never uploaded it. Denial is the best strategy here.
Monday, August 3, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 10:27 AM //
"Hitchhiking robot that relied on human kindness found decapitated" is arguably the funniest shit I've read in this glorious year 2015. Dude made it through Canada and parts of Europe, but as soon as he touches down in Philly, he gets his robot head cut off and his limbs strewn about in a gutter somewhere god damn. But let's be honest, whoever lead this robot to Philly has to be somewhat at fault here. On a hitchhiking tour of the United States, I'm pretty sure you can leave Philadelphia off the list and things would be quite alright. I mean, they booed Santa Clause and cheered Michael Irvin breaking his neck on the football field so of fucking course they're going to decapitate a hitchhiking robot. If this robot somehow survived, it would have been the upset of the century. With all due respect to Philadelphia, of course.
Look, I'm not saying this has to do with Philly's reaction to Meek Mill's demise last week, but I am saying Drake probably killed this robot.
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 11:06 AM //
Ty Lawson is drunk as hell
Going to work sucks
Unemployment, apparently, also sucks
TV Shows - True Detective, Ballers, Battlebots
Leaning towards the "Life is Trash Podcast" - is that too pessimistic? Or not pessimistic enough? Let us know!
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 1:02 PM //
Yes, I completely realize that this blog is morphing into a "yo, this guy only blogs about weird shit that happens in Japan", but honestly, I'm kind of cool with that. That country just oozes bizarre blog content and this is my way of thanking them for it.
On the docket this week is a new game show (because Japan doesn't say no to game show pitches..god bless them) that features a bear attacking a woman in a glass box. That's it, I think. If you don't die, you win. If you die, you might still win? I'm not sure. Can't tell when the game ends either. Regardless, I'm fucking in. When it comes down to it, you put any bear-related game show on TV and I'm watching. Especially with horrible baseball on. Jesus, when will that sport just stop with the charade and cut the season by 100 games.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the bear has fallen asleep, goodnight everyone! See you next week maybe"
In other news, bears are becoming people more and more and we don't seem to care:
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 10:12 AM //
Look, I'm not saying this is something we should have spotted a long time ago, but I am saying that the signs were all there. Fat dude, limited mobility, tons of internet time, dry, mayonnaise-less sandwiches for 8 years straight? Combine those things together and you can clearly see how a man can end up in the darkness like that. Hell, if I eat a Subway sandwich with all the fixins, I'm liable to murder people solely on the grounds that the sandwiches are so trash.
[Separate Subway Rant] Yo, why does every Subway smell like a horrible combination of hell, motor oil, and sweaty gym socks? Bread doesn't smell like that. Nothing natural smells like that.
Shout out to Subway for just tweeting through it, though. Rule #1 of PR: if you never acknowledge it, it never happened.
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 9:36 AM //
We really need to come up with a name. Suggestions?
Table of Contents:
-high functioning alcoholism
-stealing shit from work
-4th of July plans
-moving is the worst
-Facebook is terrible. It's all terrible
-NBA stuff for awhile (girls should stop listening for roughly 15 minutes)
-Luke Ridnour got traded 1000 times in 3 days
-An ode to Four Loko
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 9:49 AM //
Random inexplicable break at around the 37:30 mark. All you missed is us saying some borderline inappropriate things about the idea of marriage. No biggie.
Table of Contents:
1) What has happened since the WMD Podcast of 2012?
2) NBA Draft (girls, stop listening here or keep listening. I don't care)
3) Sports Science is stupid
4) What do NFL writers talk about in the offseason?
5) Antonio Cromartie vs. Kellen Winslow
6) Diddy beat up a guy with a kettlebell
7) NBA again (talk some stuff about Euro basketball)
8) Would you play sports overseas?
9) Podcast freezes right when I call Sean racist
10) Wedding Season
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