Monday, November 21, 2016

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We have a guest!
Let's talk to the guest!
So something (very bad )happened on 11/8/2016
We movin' to MARS
We talked about our old podcast years back when we were super depressed
Back to the NBA

Sunday, October 30, 2016

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Lots of NBA Talk
Some walking dead
Assorted Nonsense

***LONG episode alert***

Friday, October 7, 2016

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We're back - this podcast has almost died like 5 times, we're aware
Sean was in Greece, I was in New Orleans
Ryan Fitz vs. Carson Wentz
A friend and her husband listened to this podcast on their honeymoon
So did Colin Kaepernick
Killer clowns
We talk about the cult classic: American Pie
Next 30 for 30 title?

Monday, August 22, 2016

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  • Worst bachelorette locations for your girlfriend to attend
  • The Olympics - Lochte, Usain, Basketball, International incidents
  • People are eating people in Florida again
  • Do we need Florida?
  • Do we need the south?

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

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  • We catch up about our lives and how Sean almost ruined my best man speech
  • How we were wrong about Kevin Durant and just about everything
  • David West is poor now
  • Pokemon Go is insanity
  • Kim K vs. Taylor
  • the RNC
  • Other stuff

Friday, July 1, 2016

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Packed show:

  • NBA Draft
  • Derrick Rose on Knicks
  • Kevin Durant accepting free meals and drinks
  • Rio Olympics are in shambles
  • Johnny Manziel's last party
  • Pedals the bear terrorizing New Jersey
  • What to do when the girlfriend is away

Monday, June 20, 2016

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Quick pod about our 100th episode
Recap our bachelor party excursion to Charleston,SC
NBA Finals
Brief Discussion on Orlando Tragedy

Thursday, June 16, 2016

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"Baby, I'm sorry!"

I'm not lizard expert, but this guy looks like he got caught sliding into some Instagram model's DMs and came up with a terrible excuse as to why it happened like "You heard about that new iPhone virus that makes you send pre-generated dick pics to random Instagram models, right? Well I have it, so yeah. That explains that little snafu"  Fast forward 48 hours later after sleeping on a friend's couch for a couple of nights and your boy finally realized where he went wrong. 

After waking up in a pile of Doritos crumbs and empty Mountain Dew cans, our lizard hero had an epiphany.  And by "epiphany", I mean he deleted Instagram off his phone and hoped that would suffice as a legitimate apology.  Bold strategy.  Let's hope it works out for him.

But seriously, you have to move the FUCK out of this neighborhood/town/city/state/country if shit like this could just happen on a random Wednesday afternoon.  

"Yeah Mitch, I came back from the office and a daggone Godzilla baby was dangling off my doorknob.  Can you believe that? Lol"

*After actually reading the article and not just taking the video/pictures with zero context like I usually do, this apparently happened in Thailand.  Equipped with this knowledge, and despite the deliciousness of your various similar-yet-kinda-different flavored noodles, it's going to be a hard NO on anything Thailand related for the rest of eternity.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

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We've all been there.  You've ordered food at the food spot, got asked if you want a drink, said "nope, but can I have a water cup?", and the attendant pulls out some weak ass miniature cup from a hidden area by the counter.  Now whether you got the water cup because you're a brokeboi, health conscious, or monitoring your carbon footprint is another story - what you do WITH the cup itself is where magic happens.

And by "magic", I mean "realness."  Once you get the water cup, you're literally handed the keys to the wonderful kingdom of fountain beverages.  You're Simba up in that bitch.  Only you and God know whether or not you're pulling down that Times New Roman font-ed water lever under the lemonade (unless these diabolical sons of bitches rigged fountain drink cameras above the dispensers - can't put it past them honestly).  So, what do you do?  You might have initially wanted a comically small glass of water with your meal, but now you've entered soda Narnia and your entire world just got flipped on its head.  You more or less promised to buy a Hyundai, but the attendant left you in a room by yourself with the keys to a shit ton of Lamborghinis and one Hyundai.  Best believe you ain't leaving with that Elantra yo.

With that said, there are the added elements of "those asshole other people" that purchased their wax coated paper cups flipping their nose up at whatever decision you make.  That elitist snob wants to laugh at you pouring the free, highly available (in the 1st world) resource while they roll over you atop their high fructose corn syrup high horse.

Don't let them get to you, though.  Judge the scene.  Assess the situation and do you.  If it's one of those weeks where you've HAD IT with "the man", go right ahead and steal like $0.001 from Shake Shack.  If Susie Suburban Mom is giving you a semi-racist glare for no reason, give her something to tell her husband about:

"I saw this twentysomething black man...*stops to cry for 15 seconds*..pour SPRITE into a cup that was CLEARLY a WATER CUP.  The nerve of him, honey!"

The food spots are going to catch on eventually to this racket, so act fast.  Sneak a little lemonade into your water just to fuck your drink up just because you can.  This is America for a reason.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

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Table of Contents:

Podcast wearing the 45 like Jordan after coming back from a crippling gambling addiction

Hatin on Whole Foods

Game of Thrones Spoilers

The NFL Draft

The NBA Playoffs