People Wearing Face-Kinis Is Just China Being China

The sun comes out, you pay your taxes, and you can be sure China will create some wonky shit to put on their face to protect against the unknown.

I love the entire, "Fuck ya SPF" attitude the Far East is bringing to the table. Just turning their backs on conventional science and dermatology and wearing swim caps on their faces like it ain't no thang. Hey, no one said rocking latex on your face doesn't prevent sun damage.

And if anyone gives you shit, you can always get weird and go Green Man on them. Versatile selection, China. I like it.