Steroids? Nah, Couldn't Be

"Cause she wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em"

But seriously, this dude-chick looks like an old version of MacGruber with a dash of Jeff Daniels and a little bit of Philip Seymour-Hoffman.

PS. RIP Olympics. Until next time, swimming, gymnastics, handball, women's basketball, diving, soccer, and table tennis.