Wednesday, March 29, 2017

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Look, I'm going to level with you - bachelor parties are flawed.  They're dope and all, but my body is FAR too washed to keep this charade up any longer.  The week after every bachelor party is a struggle for survival, sanity, and patching up all the relationships you had prior to the party.  What I'm trying to say is that they're dumb.  29 year old me ain't built for this shit.  BUT 22 year old me was almost too built for this life.  I'm proposing bachelor parties should occur when YOU, as a man, are most equipped to attend them.


But yeah, we talk about Lavar Ball, Dave Chappelle, Spiders, and the Final Four.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

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Table of Contents:

A quick catch-up
All-Star Weekend stunk
Boogie got traded for a bag of half-eaten peanuts
LeBron has reached new levels of dad
Oscars review
Nicole Kidman might be an alien