Tuesday, August 14, 2012

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Mutant Butterflies In Japan? I've Heard This One Before

The nerve of the Japanese media. I know the country is still dealing with the plight of the nuclear disaster, but don't lie to us with pictures like this. Saying convenient things like, "the butterflies have abnormalities" and "they have wrinkled wings." Show me a flaccid-winged butterfly and maybe, just maybe I'll believe you. But let's be honest, this is probably what we're dealing with.

Oh ho hum, it's just Mothra droppin' silk all over Tokyo looking loud as a motherfucker. It's funny how Jay-Z says things like, "I invented swag" when you can clearly see Mothra rewriting butterfly fashion laws while destroying a major metropolis.

"Mutant Butterflies" my ass. Someone call Godzilla and Matthew Broderick. They'll know what to do.

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