God dammit, man. Wearing leotards with laptops in them so you can connect to your headphones? That implies that:
a) You somehow don't own a Walkman, CD Player, Mini-Disc Player or an MP3 Player, but you own a laptop.
b) Bought a leotard.
c) Hopefully this a joke
d) If it's not a joke, you set
Was it worth it? Was 246 strips of bacon worth it?