I...Have No Words

God dammit, man. Wearing leotards with laptops in them so you can connect to your headphones? That implies that:

a) You somehow don't own a Walkman, CD Player, Mini-Disc Player or an MP3 Player, but you own a laptop.

b) Bought a leotard.

c) Hopefully this a joke

d) If it's not a joke, you set black people whatever ethnicity you are back at least 8 decades.

Was it worth it? Was 246 strips of bacon worth it?