We've all got our flaws. Every now and then I chew with my mouth open and sometimes Hannah goes outside, captures a butterfly, and tosses it into a microwave. So goes the day.
Look, I get it. People like to keep it interesting and spice things up every once in awhile. Can't just come home, hit the gym, make dinner, and watch The Bachelor every night. Life's too short. Hannah woke up one day and decided "we have WAY too many microwaves and, coincidentally, WAY too many butterflies on planet Earth" and the stars sort of aligned.
Get off Tinder. Delete Bumble. Away with Hinge. Come back to Match and find love with someone that will brutally murder you in six months.
#LoveYourImperfections
*I know there are some savages reading this that immediately said "I would" with no regret.
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Add CommentYou sick fuck.
Miss you, Jay!
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