Not Gonna Lie, This "Babies Scared Of Their Shadow" Video Hits Close To Home

It's no secret that I have spent most of my blogging history/life bashing babies for being idiots.  They're very, very stupid creatures.  If there is one thing that I can't blame them for, it is their fear of shadows.  As a little kid, nothing about shadows makes a lick of sense.

How do you look a 3 year old in the eye and tell them the definition of a shadow?  Shit's not worth it.  You just have to let them deal with the phenomenon on their own.  Young Dub J, for example, had some severe issues with shadows in the early stages of life.  For a solid year, I tried to race my shadow.  Thought I was the fastest kid in the world, but was never able to beat that asshole.  Every time I thought I was going to win, it would disappear like the punk bitch that it was.  So yeah, I cried like 4 times once about it, but  that's what you get when you're an idiot kid.  Living and learning.

First life lesson I'm going to teach my kid: sometimes you eat a penny you find on the ground, throw it up and learn not to eat pennies anymore.

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