Thursday, April 24, 2014

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So The Second Fattest Baby In Massachusetts History Was Born Yesterday

Yikes.  Let's be honest here, there may have been fatter babies born, but this baby is doing her best to look as fat as possible.  Like, this is the face you make when you try to hold your breath under water when you were a kid except this is a one day old baby just struggling to fit into society.

Fat or not, we all know you can't throw stones when you live in a glass house:

Clearly Lil' Dub did NOT hate food, so this other fat baby is completely cool with him.  Although, you need to up your outfit game though, Missy.  Can't wear a sock on your head and call it a hat.  Rule #1 of being fat - draw their eyes away from your body and have them stare at your dazzling outfit.  Is that hat attached to the overalls?  Who knows.  At least you forgot how fat I was.