The Good Enough Podcast Episode 11: New Year, New Us

Table of Contents:

-Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

-Just kidding, New Year's Eve is trash

-So Trash

-So So Trash

-Chip Kelly got fired

-Some NBA Stuff

-Holiday Cheer

WMD Wishes You A Weird Ass Christmas

Lots to unpack with this one. But first off, man oh man what in the holy hell was that?

I'm initially put off by the 1950s-era tiny white girl that was most certainly a strong racist, but then she kicks it up a terrifying notch by asking for the worst Christmas gift ever - a fucking hippopotamus. Hey little girl, you know what a hippo is, right?

If you're down to see grandma get ripped to shreds by a physiologically confusing water beast then I am completely off base and in the wrong here. If not, then maybe reassess your life, ma. Sit yourself down and question your childhood, upbringing, and every single hope/wish you've ever had because somewhere down the line something fell apart. I mean, god damn. Even the cutest hippopotamus is kinda a piece of shit.

Look, even HE knows he's a piece of shit. Your best case scenario is acquiring a greasy miniature water beast that doesn't even respect itself. Plus your entire squad is talking behind your back, asking themselves whether or not they want to be your friend anymore:

I know this is roughly 65 years too late, but get your shit together. Ask for a dollhouse. Maybe a soccer ball. Hell, take a shot and ask for a radio flyer wagon and try to stunt on all the other basic betches in the culdesac.

PS. Your dancing was fire. Don't let anyone take that away from you, potentially racist little girl.

The Good Enough Podcast Episode 10: Chipotle Poops

FYI, it sounds like I'm talking into a shoe the entire episode.  Which, honestly, isn't that far from the truth.  Thanks for listening!

-Life Updates
-Chipotle made the entire BC basketball team poop
-Chipotle has some fraudulent burrito rollers
-Victoria Secret Fashion Show
-Donald Trump is through with Muslim people
-Batman vs. Superman - what is this movie actually about?

Meet Molly, The Elephant Seal That Broke Into An Australian Backyard And Was Really Upset For No Reason

Let's do a quick timeline to really dig into the depths of Molly's psyche.  As we can see above, Molly came through and really fucked that fence up.  Like she really rolled her fat ass over every coil to ensure the most damage possible.  She also looks *kinda* cute in the second pic, playing all coy and shit.  Can't help but respect that move.

But then things take an irrational twist:

She's PISSED and no one really knows why.  Just irrationally upset at the world and screaming at you for no reason.  This is all starting to make sense.

Now Molly appears to be crying.  We went from destructively content, to livid, to tears in a span of about 15 minutes.  Things are starting to add up.

Molly was just hangry as hell (you know that mythological disease that only affects women where they are irrationally upset/sad/every emotion until they receive food, even though they never mentioned that they were hungry to begin with?).  Everything makes sense now.  Chicks, man.

The Good Enough Podcast Episode #9: Thanksgiving/Kristaps Porzingis Edition

TOC:

Thanksgiving Time
High School Reunion Season
What do we do when girlfriends are away?
God-
Zing-
Is
NBA Update
General Sports Talk

The Good Enough Podcast #8: Khaki Pants Looking Dudes

We back.  Just a typical batch of terrible sports analysis, hot takes, and mild racism, all mixed with sudden onset seasonal depression!

Table of Contents:

- Fake Podcast Ads
- Bad NBA Preview
- Khaki Pants Suit looking dudes
- NFL Talks
- How was San Francisco, Sean?
- Quick Halloween Costume Update

I'm Going To Say Some Things About The "Hotline Bling" Video

We've all seen the memes, the gifs, practiced the dance in front of the mirror like no one was watching, cried when it was over, watched it again, etc.  But, like, let's talk about it.  Seriously, let's square up, look each other in the eye and have a good ol' fashioned blogger to productive human conversation about what really transpired.

About a week has passed since the video came out and changed everything we know about music, dancing, Timberland boots, and turtlenecks.  This has given us all time to decompress and assess what the fuck just happened.  

1) The memes, fam.  The memes.

I'm as millennial as the next inexplicably entitled artisanal cheese lover, but god damn these memes have been too much.  My brain can't process them.  One second Drake's tossing pepperoni's on a DiGiorno and the next he's playing Wii Tennis with Doug the god damn Pug.  I mean, I laughed, but the volume was downright troubling.

2)  Dancing is different now. Forever.

In my mind, after like 3.5 drinks I'm a top 5 bar/wedding reception dancer.  Welp, I don't even know what dancing is anymore because whatever Drake did was kind of transcendent.  Like, you know those crackheads you see on the street just dancing their crack-filled ass off despite their Coby headphones being attached to nothing but air?  It was just like that, but substantially less depressing.  We just needed someone to capture the innocence and jubilance of a person addicted to crack without all of that messy crack involved.  Drake cracked the code.

3)  Where do Timberlands stand now?

As an avid and proud Timberland boot wearer, I don't know what has become of my boots.  Their value is all over the place from a socioeconomic standpoint.  It's nothing new that a rapper is wearing Timbs, but has a rapper ever worn them with a turtleneck and sweatpants, while doing something resembling a molly-fueled cha cha slide?  The answer is fuck no.  As a result, I've been staring my Timbs directly in the laces everyday for like 5 minutes just hoping that they'll one day learn to talk and provide an explanation, or some guidance for that matter.  Do I throw them away?  Do I buy a shit ton of turtlenecks?  Questions everywhere.

4) The song's fire

It's been fire and you know Drake used some sort of complicated algorithm to determine the best time to release the video.  I know that because he brought a fucking lint roller to a playoff basketball game.  Because lint loves nothing more than high stakes basketball, Aubrey.

That's all.  Just had to let the dust settle a bit before I figured out what I needed to say.

(When you drop a fire thinkpiece, but include a meme essentially contradicting everything you just wrote, but also are you going to finish your fries yes those fries?)

The Good Enough Podcast #7: Where Did All Of The White Dunkers Go?

Quick aside: HEY WE'RE ON ITUNES.  SEE, I'M NOT LYING.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-good-enough-podcast/id1033050690?mt=2

YOU SHOULD SUBSCRIBE SO THE EPISODES COME DIRECTLY TO YOU. MAYBE EVEN LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPENDOUS AND THEN WE CAN BLOW UP AND ACT LIKE WE DON'T KNOW NOBODY LIKE THE GREAT CONFUCIAN PHILOSOPHER, RIFF RAFF.

Seriously, where are they?  Remember Tom Chambers?  And....half of Blake Griffin?  Man, those were the days.

Pod Table of Contents:

-Recapping the GoldenPalace.Com Monkey saga
-Friday nights then vs. now
-Ugly babies
-Is having babies trash?
-Field Goals and Knuckleballs
-Chip Kelly is a genius. So is Sam Hinkie
-Dunk Contest
-Racial Dunk Contest - are there any white dunkers?
-Seriously are there any good white dunkers in the NBA?

The Good Enough Podcast #6: The GoldenPalace.Com Monkey Episode

-Had a hiatus
-Football's back and everyone sucks except Brady and Rodgers
-Fantasy Football
-Not sure why, but we got into the golden palace monkey, biology, and animals in general
-Traveling to bolivia
-Girlfriends making us watch the super blood moon

We back!

Doesn't Get More "Mood" Than This

Never thought I'd utter this sentence, but honestly, this chameleon is everything.  Seriously.  You couldn't be more #unbothered if you tried, fam.  Not since JordanLayingInTheGrassWithTerribleJeansOn.jpeg, have we seen the likes of this:

Eating flies and avoiding predators can wait for 15 minutes when you're playing the leaf banjo and catching some z's on what appears to be a wildly uncomfortable root. 

PS. Yeah.  I forgot I had a blog for like a month.  Whoops.  But, like the consummate blogging professional that I am, I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen and never acknowledge this accidental hiatus ever again.  Hit it, Dave!