Japan is keeping it VERY light in preparation of every animal escaping the zoo. Throw one of your boys in a super-childish Gorilla costume, let him run around until he get tired, and then poke him with a stick. Perfect testing strategy. If the "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" characters followed this strategy, that movie would be over in like 10 minutes.
More importantly for gorillas, Mack Spellman released an album today named after the king of all gorillas. From the looks of this album cover:
It may tackle some heavy issues. All albums with silhouettes and orange sunsets do, idiots. Give him a listen and buy his album (you can pay as little as $0 or as much as 100 Bitcoins) because he's my meal ticket once he makes it big. I'll be a citizen of Mooch City and the pied piper of maxing out credit cards that aren't mine. So please, help him because you also help me and I NEED this. Here's the video for the album titled: "Kong":
(That really dark, super handsome, and very drunk guy at the 0:21 mark may or may not be me)
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