Add this bear in a hammock to the list of bears that are scaring the shit out of me. Someone was like, "Oh wow, honey, there's a bear in our backyard. And he's in the hammock!" Put the iPhone away and call a zoologist, asshole. I'm using this blog as a PSA to alert everyone that we are about to be overrun by bears. Like, literally taken over by bears.
Exhibit A:
Bears are out here dealing with some real significant shit. We can't cast this off to the side as normal. We also have to assume bear psychologists exist too.
Exhibit B:
Super polite. Trying to lull us to sleep. I've fallen for the "Oh, hello. I'm a bear" routine quite a few times (I've laughed at this video at least 1000 times), but now the jig is up. I'm on to you guys.
Exhibit C:
Can't forget the Michael Jordan of "Bears are gonna fuck us up" videos. This is the OJ's glove of bear videos. They lied about not having posable thumbs for pretty much 1 billion years. Obviously impressive, but still VERY concerning.
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