Thursday, March 5, 2015

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Kim Kardashian On The Hunt For Some Muggles

God damn.  Kim looks like she just came out of a Green Day concert and/or cast Avada Kedavra on an entire daycare full of children .  Don't get me wrong, I'm into it obviously, but still, why?  Wait, I know why.  

Kanye watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for the first time on ABC Family 2 days ago, saw Lucius Malfoy, immediately called him an uncountable number of offensive white people names, and finally admitted that he had swag.  This ultimately lead him to telling the barely sentient pair of glutes (aka his wife) that she should rock that look.  I mean, he just released the "All Day" CDQ on iTunes so he can't miss right now.  

Look at 'Ye, checking the surrounding area for Patronuses like the good husband that we know he is.