Friday, June 19, 2009

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I Don't Know About This Idea....

I've been incarcerated for robbery in the first degree," an inmate named Michael says. "I really had no regards for other people. It was always me, me, me, me."

“Now, a groundbreaking program called Puppies Behind Bars is transforming these offenders. Inmates are given 8-week-old puppies and taught to train them to become service dogs for the disabled, including wounded soldiers.”--CNN

I am no animal expert or authority, but I am just going to come out and say--PETA get off your asses, stop worrying about Obama killing a fly and save those fucking puppies. I have watched the show Oz, so I have basically been to prison. It is no place for an 8 week old puppy. That’s like leaving a convicted felon with a 3 year old toddler (it really is, I checked a dog-age calculator). Imagine the intricacies to the drug trade after you throw puppies into the mix. It just does not sound like a good idea. Oprah swung for the fences on this one, but they do say “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”, so I have to give her the credit for having some nuts.

Just think of the market for the dogs that survive this hair-brained scheme as watchdogs or guard dogs. Those shits are time-tested and grizzled. But noooo, we take the most illogical approach and give the dogs to our troops that are already dealing with enough shit than to worry about fending off Cujo. Again, I am not saying I am expert or an authority, I’m just saying we kind of jumped into this one head-on without a helmet.

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