"Hey Mr. Jeezy, Tell Me Where Ya Been"

For about the 6th straight time since starting this blog, I have neglected it and forgot to post. Standard mistake since, you know, I am a working man. But as you all may know, I do not actually work and I am feverishly figuring out excuses to make for why I have not posted (doubting that anyone cares). The next two posts will explain my recent hiatus.

They are all legitimate reasons for a media monster such as myself, so back your shit up and be happy that I am back.