Friday, February 20, 2015

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Replace Your Wedding Vows With The Chorus Of Ja Rule's "Put It On Me" This Wedding Season

It goes without saying, but I have been listening to a whole lot of Ja Rule on this glorious Friday. Really making a day of it, actually.  More specifically, I've been listening to an intense amount of "Put It On Me."  And by "intense amount", I mean I've listened to it like 6 times in a row.  Look, I know that's not advisable, healthy, or remotely sane, but a jam is a jam.  My hands were tied.

So, after listening to this damn song a thousand times, I started getting some ideas.  Yes, most of these "ideas" can be classified as "COKE DREAMS" or something of that ilk, but they were ideas nonetheless.  With that said, I immediately began to convince myself that "Put It On Me" was quite possibly the greatest romantic ballad of all time.  You can see it play out in real time on my Twitter:

Existential crisis or brilliant realization? You decide.  Just kidding, it was brilliant.  So brilliant that I truly suggest changing the game this wedding season and let Ja take the reigns in expressing your love to your future life partner.  Gone with the boring "I will be by your side until my last breath" and in with the "CUZ EVERY THUG NEEDS A LADY" I say.  It's 2015, be your own person a little bit.

Face it, you planned a wedding, spent a shit ton of money, and you're exhausted.  You don't have time to get the creative juices flowing to form truly meaningful and heartfelt vows.  Ja did that so hopefully you won't have to go through that.

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  1. Sham Monk said... March 21, 2015 at 5:52 AM

    Everything was spot-on perfect at our vow renewal. And this was due in large part to their manager and the amazing staff. Very professional staff, incredible food, spectacular view and when you felt like a guest at your wedding it cannot get any better.

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