Monday, February 2, 2015

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Today, We Are All Left Sharks



We all watched the Super Bowl - yada yada the Patriots won, Marshawn didn't get the ball, whatever.  It's over.  It's done with.  What isn't done, however, is the hangover and the crippling realization that real life is still happening.

Left shark had not a god damn clue what it was doing out there.  Just flailing about hoping 500 million people weren't focusing directly on him.  Unfortunately for him, we were all watching.  Dude lost it the second he smacked himself in the face with his fin.  That was officially when the train fell of the tracks.  Like most of us, when shit hit the fan, he immediately started doing the robot.  And finally, he just assumed defeat and completely gave up before our eyes.  It was a roller coaster ride of emotion through that six seconds that we can all relate to, even right now.

To you, wildly hungover Pats fan that threw up in the shower this morning- you are the left shark.  Even me, the guy that inexplicably came into work during a blizzard, blew his nose, had a nose bleed and walked out of his office to go home - I am also left shark.  We are all left sharks.    

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  1. Riley said... February 3, 2015 at 1:06 AM

    This post has been the funniest thing to happen so far in 2015.

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