Tuesday, May 27, 2014

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As Far As Photoshops Go, This Is Top 5

There are facts, there are unequivocal truths and then there is this picture.  Shit deserves a Nobel Prize or a Pulitzer or that new award for impressive Twitter photoshops that doesn't exist yet.  Either way, recognition needs to be distributed.  I can't eat these anymore solely because of the catastrophe that occurs as soon as you open one.  As soon as you rip that wrapper open, you have to buy a vacuum cleaner and you're left hungry because you only end up eating roughly 1/1000th of what you expected to eat.

Shout out to Nature's Valley, though.  They've been ripping up people's complaint letters for years and have just kept it moving.  Not a care in the world.

"Scared money don't make money, bitches" - Nature's Valley CEO, probably

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