There are facts, there are unequivocal truths and then there is this picture. Shit deserves a Nobel Prize or a Pulitzer or that new award for impressive Twitter photoshops that doesn't exist yet. Either way, recognition needs to be distributed. I can't eat these anymore solely because of the catastrophe that occurs as soon as you open one. As soon as you rip that wrapper open, you have to buy a vacuum cleaner and you're left hungry because you only end up eating roughly 1/1000th of what you expected to eat.
Shout out to Nature's Valley, though. They've been ripping up people's complaint letters for years and have just kept it moving. Not a care in the world.
"Scared money don't make money, bitches" - Nature's Valley CEO, probably
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