Thursday, May 15, 2014

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This 31 Year Old Chick Posing As A High School Sophomore Was Finally Arrested

This is what happens when

Gahhhh-leee, man.  In a span of two pictures we just saw a woman age roughly 16 years.  She transformed from innocent-fake 15 year old Charity Johnson to arrested-real 31 year old Frank Henderson in the blink of an eye.  Another example of when a beautiful bird flies too closely to the Sun, I suppose.

More importantly, shit was THAT bad at age 31 that you wanted to go back to high school?  Imagine being in high school at age 31.  There is literally no benefit.  Just about everyone is a better athlete than you, you very well might be dumber than you were at 15 and if you even think about hooking up with someone, you're going to jail for 10 years.  I guess I can't throw stones, though.  26 is not exactly a walk in the park.  I pretty much have a dream/nightmare about being back in college every other night, so I'm not really functioning all that well either.

Who knows, maybe Charity was about that pizza-party-every-other-Friday life or liked being ostracized by the popular girls while she ate her lunch alone in the corner.  We'll never know.  All I do know is that 31 might not be the best age to attempt this, especially when you look like Bonecrusher without the X-Pro filtering.

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