Christopher Walken Can Host A Nick Jr. Marathon And I'd Still Piss My Pants

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Some people have Michael Myers, some have Freddy Krueger, others have the Bogey Man (Gucci Mane?)...I have Christopher Walken. Anything this man does terrifies me. You have never seen a song ripped from a workout mix (ahem..) faster than "Pokerface." It took everything I had to post this video because I know he will be in one of my nightmares tonight.

Why does his voice sound like that? Come on