Can We Sign This Kid As 3rd String QB on the Jets?

If that were me in high school I would have gotten the rebound and not shot it because that'd ruin my shooting percentage and that ain't baller. Jokes aside, I wouldn't have been able to do a one arm chuck from that distance and even have it close to drawing iron. I'd have to do some running, borderline traveling two handed heave to even have a chance (I did hit a shot from the opposite 3 point line in a game before).

This kid literally has a rifle for an arm. I don't know how it's even conceivable that this kid is not dating the homecoming queen/hot cheerleader/both. This is what living the dream and where "living in the past" develops.