Thursday, September 19, 2013

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Incredibly Fat Baby Has Gastric Bypass Surgery

Yup.  That semi-thick black line is really hiding your identity, bro.

So this kid is awesome.  Just a tremendous amount of weight packed on in such a short amount of time.  It appears that he also had to get a full size bed sheet transformed into the first child moo moo.  I think I need to sit with this kid at McDonald's, tell him to order whatever he wants and just listen to his outlook on things for a few hours or whenever he gets tired of eating.  All in all, I'm into this lifestyle.  Keep eating.  Become morbidly obese.  Have highly invasive surgery.  Repeat.

Can't imagine what this kid's college admissions essay is going to say (*if he makes it) regarding, "Please explain a time in your life when you faced adversity." 

-"I was born, became CRAZY fat in like 2 years, had tons of gastric bypass surgeries and basically repeated that exact lifestyle up until now."

The End

PS. Baby Dub didn't appear to be a slouch either:

Props to mom for putting me in some wildly gender-ambiguous clothing to draw your eye away from those voluminous biceps and thunder thighs.

PPS. We'll never know whether or not that hat was attached to the suspenders.

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