Friday, September 27, 2013

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What's The Opposite Of DVR? Because I Need To Do That For The Next Season Of HBO's "Girls"


Don't get me wrong, I'm not the President of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.  The show just sucks.  It's just like any other bad show in the fact that it's not entertaining, but unlike one in the fact that it's so "critically acclaimed" and well-received.  Doesn't make a lick of sense.  Oh wait, it does.  There are like 5 million 22-28 year old girls in New York City that think this show is "just like US!"  Yeah, once you forget that someone gave Lena Dunham a 7-figure book deal for being tough to look at on television, you're basically the same, ladies.

Here's how you fix this:

Much less of this:

Absolutely no more of this:


A little more of this, but not too much, since her character sucks too:

Hate these guys:

Don't even think my brain registers that these two are on the the show:


Done and done and done.  Dub Jeezy's tried and true methods on making HBO's "Girls" turn from a D+ show to a C- show.