Thursday, December 19, 2013

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Three Pigeons Just Figuring Things Out

Nothing to see here.  Just a few pigeons choppin' it up and discussing what's on the agenda for the day.  Probably coordinating what cars they're going to shit on or what crazy homeless person most likely has the most bread.  Not too different from us.

I can just picture the first interview question being: "What are your greatest strengths and weaknesses as a pigeon?"

"Well, I'm a great loiterer.  I can walk around aimlessly for hours on end and always manage to be in the way.  I've also shit on three different generations of iPhone in the last month.  Lastly, I'm confident that I will suffer a gruesome death in the middle of a street that has a high volume of people cross it.  As far as weaknesses, I'm pretty arrogant."

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