Monday, December 9, 2013

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The Fall Of Robert Ri'chard

You can't really feel THAT bad for a guy that voluntarily adds an apostrophe to "Richard"

Here's Robert Ri'chard.  A mildly respectable actor that played bit roles in every show/movie that we have watched in our entire life.  Here's a refresher:

He spent most of his time with his puppet cousin Skeeter and almost, probably had sex with Meagan Good:

He had an alarming blonde phase and we started to get a little worried:

But that didn't stop him from getting a bit role on "One on One" and teaching us all life lessons:

He snuck in "Alley Cats Strike" right under us, but we knew, Robert.  We knew:

And we can't forget Damien Carter in "Coach Carter."  He was really excited about it:

Things were looking up for Mr. (Fucking) Ri'chard.  Up until 10 years decided to go by without him appearing in anything of relevance.  Then today, something miraculous happened.  He reappeared, but not like I wanted him to reappear.

There he is behind the poorly not-cropped-out "play" symbol and ambiguously race'd hot chick.  In the BACKSEAT of a Nissan in a god damn Nissan Rogue commercial.  You couldn't even assume him to be this chick's boyfriend.  He was their friend that didn't own a car and needed a ride so he be third wheel and ruin their day.  Pour out some of that poor-tasting whiskey you've been drinking tonight because you officially lost in Fantasy Football playoffs and pay your respect to the career of the once ubiquitous Robert (hate his last name) Ri'chard.

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  1. Anonymous said... December 9, 2013 at 11:51 PM

    Don't forget he was "Aseel Tare" in The Comebacks.

  2. Anonymous said... January 8, 2014 at 12:19 AM

    Ha, glad I found this. I feel bad for him, but more or less really..really old.

  3. Anonymous said... January 9, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    That fucker is awesome!!! Have you met him....Dude is mad down to earth, funny, and inspiring. And he's working...he's about to be everywhere. BTW you forgot Meet the Browns, Vampire Diaries, and Client List.

  4. Anonymous said... January 17, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    And he was in Veronica Mars. Glad to know that was really him. Also I second him being awesome! He's a super nice guy and very smart.

  5. Charisse said... February 5, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Lmfao...Really Winnie? The "fall"? I've seen this commercial sooo many times, and never noticed him? How did you?
    Putting in my 2 cents.. He was on 2 episodes of Touched by an Angel. I love that show, don't judge. :)

  6. Anonymous said... February 23, 2014 at 9:13 AM

    made my day

  7. Anonymous said... April 7, 2014 at 1:34 AM

    Also house of wax....awesome actor whos career seems pretty stable to me

  8. Anonymous said... May 20, 2014 at 12:40 AM

    With a face like that, who needs to star in movies? He's hot!

  9. Anonymous said... June 6, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    Dude is chill and I don't know any true Capricorn who Falls in their career, not without getting right back up anyway

  10. Smeesh said... June 30, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    Hey, Robert Ri'chard, stop anonymously commenting on this blog.

  11. Anonymous said... July 9, 2014 at 11:12 PM

    I think Robert Ri'chard is thee most beautiful Black man I have ever seen in my 59 yeard of life on earth and a very good actor.

  12. Unknown said... July 19, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    The writer of this post sounds like a hater. Much more success to Robert Ri'chard!!

  13. BabyGurl23 said... July 20, 2014 at 2:38 AM

    He's always staying in shape. And he has done more in 30 yrs than some of these queens especially the one that posted this thread have done in 50. Also he did something with Dietrick Haddon as well. Not to mention with all his royalties he can be comfortable for a very very long time

  14. Anonymous said... August 24, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    I have worked with him on a movie two years ago. He is super sweet, professional, and a really wonderful actor. The production I worked with him on was 2nd rate, but he had it down every scene. Super nice guy, and very talented. I was the script supervisor on the movie, and I would run lines with him, always so nice. I only have great things to say about him, and only wish him the best. Oh, and in person he's even better looking than on screen.

  15. Anonymous said... May 26, 2016 at 4:17 PM

    Well, even if he's not a big movie-screen star earning big bucks, at least he's had a taste of living of his dream. After leaving a small town in Illinois with much singing/acting talents and heading to NYC, I could never get a big break. I was voted most likely to succeed in my hometown, but once I landed in NYC, there were thousands more just like me, hungry, waiting, wanting a chance at stardom. I'm older now and times have changed a little, so I am happy that he's been able to work. Perhaps, if he keeps honing his craft, as he mature he can start going out for more dramatic principled roles. His face & body (if he keeps it up) will serve him well in a leading role. I work in an office 8-5pm, M-F and I would trade places with him in a heart-beat. So I applaud all of the young ones today, who are doing better than my generation!!!

  16. Anonymous said... January 7, 2017 at 1:08 AM

    This is a really stupid article that's very inaccurate. He absolutely did not have sex with Meagan Good according to the idiot that wrote this. Robert has had many roles and is growing in his craft contrary to the article which says he has fallen.

  17. Anonymous said... January 7, 2017 at 1:10 AM

    This is a really stupid article that's very inaccurate. He absolutely did not have sex with Meagan Good according to the idiotic statements made here. Robert has had many roles and is growing in his craft contrary to the article which says he has fallen.

  18. Anonymous said... February 27, 2024 at 10:38 AM

    This article says nothing. Why you mad?

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