I liked the Wizard of Oz when I was a kid. Does that mean that I was kinda homosexual when I was little?
Let's break down each classification, shall we?
High Intelligence:
Thunderstorms - I hate them. So scary and loud.
The Colbert Report - Does it count if I occasionally watch clips of it if (and only if) at least 10 people post the link on my Facebook/Twitter newsfeed?
Science -
Curly Fries - Yes, yes, a million times, yes.
CONCLUSION - I'm half highly intelligent.
Low Intelligence:
Sephora - That place is scarier than thunderstorms.
I love being a Mom - This doesn't even make sense. If you're a mom, I'd hope you love being a mother. Sucks for women.
Harley Davidson - Motorcycles are stupid. Valid.
Lady Antebellum - They had that one jam, but you are a certifiable fool if you legally downloaded and purchased any of their music.
CONCLUSION: Phew, not dumb.
Homosexual:
No H8 Campaign - Not positive what this is, but I can get behind that message.
Mac Cosmetics - Again not positive. I hate the idea of make-up, though.
Wicked The Musical - Never saw it, but you know my (apparently gay) thoughts about The Wizard of Oz.
CONCLUSION: Not homosexual.
Heterosexual:
Wu Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M is legendary, but I was never a huge fan. Don't get me wrong, I liked what I heard, but never wanted to hear that much.
Shaq - Mixed reviews on Shaq. Can't understand a fucking thing he says, but he was a dominant force in my favorite sport.
Being Confused After Waking Up From Naps - Ding ding ding! If this means that I like the opposite sex then ladies watch out. You'll never find a more disoriented/disgruntled living being post-nap than this guy.
CONCLUSION: Very heterosexual.
FINAL VERDICT: This thing nailed it. I show signs of high intelligence, but I'm not that smart. Fortunately, I'm also not dumb. I like girls, but can get down with what homosexuals are interested in from a theater standpoint. The make or break was the Nap Confusion predictor.
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