Monday, January 20, 2014

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The Beluga Plane Looks Good


From an engine-not-turned-on perspective, this plane is pretty cool.  Like, it does ACTUALLY look like a beluga whale.  But this begs the question: Was anyone asking for a beluga whale shaped plane?

If this plane could talk, I bet it would beg someone to kill it immediately.  It's like the Little Engine That Could except that it's a large beluga whale plane that most likely couldn't.  And by "couldn't", I mean this plane probably couldn't get in the air/stay in the air/protect people/not crash.  

Hey Beluga Plane, do you.  The fact that you were made is a gross miscalculation on the part of a lot of people, but that's not your fault.  You didn't ask for this, so ride it out until the inevitable inability to take off occurs, they break you down for parts and take an expensive L on the project.