Tuesday, November 20, 2012

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I Need The Laker Bros. For Every Significant Event Of My Life

So douchey, so socially unaware AND one of them wears sunglasses indoors?! By God, we may have struck gold, everybody. Never before have two flagrant douchbags been captured on such a stage with such a perfect reaction. He even took off his glasses for a Dwight Howard dunk! Spectacular.

First things first, that half in-awe - half confused look on the guy on the left's face is something only a true megatron bro can master. You know he shreds something, whether it be a guitar, a skateboard, a surf board or various blond girls and he undoubtedly is apathetic about everything except those things and Dwight Howard. I also love the cronie. Only a true goon/henchman can capture the "I'm going to copy exactly what he's doing in drastically less cool fashion" move like this kid can. Impressive duo, I hope they end up on The Today Show or some shit. It'd truly be a treat to see their views on the world.

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  1. Andru said... November 20, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    The kids a flaming TOOL

  2. Graham said... December 19, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    i actually know these guys and they are actually pretty cool(good people. i honestly laughed when i saw them.

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