Monday, November 5, 2012

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Literally JUST Became Afflicted With Seasonal Affective Disorder Again

EVERY year with this shit. The Monday after Daylight savings is arguably the worst day of the year. Like, do you really want to be at the bar for another hour? If I stayed out for another 15 minutes on Saturday night, I would have purchased frozen White Castle cheeseburgers and probably would have thrown up. Not ideal. Instead I got a little sleep, was super confused all day Sunday and braced myself for the disaster that was Monday.

Didn't matter. Monday was even more awful than expected. I came into work, ate a bagel, procrastinated a bit, had a meeting and it was dark. Pitch black at like 1:04 PM. Oh, and I didn't mention that the temperature dipped to 0 degrees Kelvin today. Just all around perfect storm for Seasonable Affective Disorder. Let's go over the symptoms:

1) Difficulty waking: Check. Plus.

2) Decreased energy: Obviously.

3) Carbohydrate cravings: If gummy bears have carbs, I'm guilty as charged.

4) Increased appetite: Eh, not really.

5) Increased sleep: Not while Netflix still exists.

6) Weight gain: Nah. Still awesome looking.

7) Difficulty concentrating: It's taken me about 2 hours to write this blog.

8) Decreased libido:

9) Withdrawal from family and friends: Been in my room for like 4 hours straight

10) Depression/Irritability/Anxiety: Struggle city.

Are you afflicted? If you don't think you are, you probably are.

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  1. V Nice said... November 5, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    LOL Wow bro this describes my weekend exactly Except went a little HAM on Sunday too. Really fucked my day up today. Deff overdid it haha

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