I've been on a pretty impressive "saying questionable things" streak, so I might as well keep it alive by saying, that I'm on board with buying/investing in kids. There, it's out in the open. Let me explain.
This baby:
has to be worth at least $5 million dollars. Combining Dirk Nowitzki with a tall, slender black woman could equal the greatest basketball player in the history of basketball. 5 mil is a bargain, nay, a steal.
Now I don't agree with the selling of the baby, but love the value in picking one up for $850. The odds are high in your favor for a solid return on your investment. At this stage in my life, I almost have to buy a baby for $850 if the situation presents itself. She might be the next Adele or Beyonce, depending on race. I could also have a little LeBron James. If the demon child turns into a psychopath or a wildly unsuccessful person, what's $850 in the grand scheme? That's just 850 McDoubles to me. Yeah, I see dollars as cheeseburgers, but that doesn't mean that I can't spot an investment when I see one.
I want this Blake Griffinized Dirk baby and I need it within the week.
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