It's official: nothing in this world is sacred anymore. We just shot an elephant, ya'll. In a drive-by shooting nonetheless. Fucking Mississippi, man. Like 18 years late in the drive-by game and not even shooting the right species.
Let's talk about the elephant though. It could NOT have been thrilled about the tour making a stop in Tupelo, Miss. Just like, "Aw shit, something bad will probably happen to me here." Low and behold, it got drive-by'd. Granted, it's an elephant and a drive-by shooting ends up being a minor inconvenience, but it's the principle. Plus this thing has like 18 bodyguards surrounding it and couldn't even get a little bit of protection.
T-Minus 36 hours until Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are raining fire all over Mississippi for elephant-related hate crime.
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