Wednesday, February 19, 2014

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I'll Be Honest With You Guys, This Isn't The Best Headline You Can See During Black History Month

I read the headline and thought, "Please, PLEASE don't be a black guy", but low and behold it's the most deer-in-the-headlights black guy we've seen in recent memory.

Don't know how to sum it up more than that.  Just an unfortunate scenario, supermarket, picture, and pants situation going on here.  There's nothing we can do about it.  There's nothing he can do about it.  His drawers are covered in rib juice and that's on him.

The silver lining is the AMAZING advertising that this presents for Piggly Wiggly.  Ribs so fucking good that people have made the rational decision to stuff $100 worth into their underwear and tried to steal it.

Takes a big man to slow cook and baste some ribs that incubated in ball sweat.  A big man.

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