Tuesday, February 18, 2014

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Snake Wrangling Religious Zealot Dies

...of a fucking snake bite

That's like railing up lines of HIV and being surprised that you got HIV. Is it possible to rail up lines of HIV? Probably not. Do I have any medical knowledge of this? Definitely not. 

Dude claimed that snake bites only kill those who are not anointed with God's love. Um...any moron with 20 brain cells to rub together knows better than to rely on such wild speculation. I know for a fact that there's a first class booth waiting for me in Hell, and I probably only have about 15 working brain cells. (Nitrous oxide is a hell of a gas.)

Behold: The new face for Douchebags with fedoras. 

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