Thursday, February 27, 2014

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You Pick: What Was The Worst Thing To Happen This Week?

1) Taco Bell released a Waffle Taco breakfast sandwich thing

Seeing that this exists is like a mouse seeing cheese in a trap.  It wants the cheese, but recognizes the fact that he will likely die if he eats it.  That's me right now.  I know those can't possibly be chicken eggs in there.  In fact, it's even harder to imagine what eggs those can possibly be.  Probably an animal that can't anatomically lay eggs.  And guess what?  I still really, really want to eat this thing because I have SIGNIFICANT food related problems.

Verdict: my mind's telling me no, but my body, my body'ssssss telling me y...fuck no.  This is bad.  Real bad.

2) This haircut that's supposed to be the Jordan logo, but is actually a stick figure swinging a mallet while running

You know when the barber gives you the mirror so you can look at the sides of your head?  Yeah, I don't think that happened here.  What he did do was potentially ruined this poor kid's life for the foreseeable future.  Can't go into school with a bootleg Jordan logo on your head.  Social suicide.  But hey, the barber tried. 

He just fell in love with angles and did NOT fall in love with detail.  Happens to the best of us from time to time.  This kid, unfortunately, could get bullied out of school.  Nothing could ruin your elementary/middle school standing quite like a fucked up haircut.  Kid has to go bald or retire from school and become a street vagrant.  No other choice at this point.

Verdict: I feel for this kid.  I've had a fucked up haircut and turned it into a baldy.  Takes a big man and ultimately prevents you from being homeless.