Wednesday, September 12, 2012

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Kill It!


I know I wanted emotion out of that hilariously complacent monkey below this post, but smiling lizards is where I draw the line.

I don't think anything has needed to die more than this smiling lizard. Sure, people are going to be like, "But Dub, it's SO cute." Eff that noise. Lizards can't smile. What's next? They learn the ability to reason and develop posable thumbs? Nah, I ain't trying to be around for that.

Smiling lizards begin and end with:

Anything else is just silly and unnatural.