Tuesday, September 18, 2012

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Anyone Else Have The Urge To Discuss Pokemon Red/Blue In Detail?

^without a doubt, one of the most important songs of my life

Pokemon thoughts. Add yours in the comments

-Magikarp was about that life
Couldn't see forward, didn't care. He still jumped into battle, took a LEGITIMATE ass-whooping, splashed around a bit and collected his experience points like a blue collar worker. Didn't complain once. A level 70 Charizard ain't no thing when you're mildly retarded and don't understand why you exist.

-How were Pokemon able to have conversations when they could only say their names?

Never made sense to me. Two Pikachus could talk for like 45 minutes saying only the word, "Pikachu." If that's the case, there had to be at least 100,000 inflections, pronunciations, and volumes of that damn word.

-Did anyone try to beat the game with a bunch of wack-ass Pokemon?

Did anyone march out a squad of Rattata, Metapod, Lickitung, Jynx, Tauros, Ditto, Eggsecute, and Nidoran ♂? Just a trash ass squad that lost most of the matches they participated in with the least creative attacks. Lickitung weirding everyone out, Rattata tail-whipping foes until they threw up on themselves and Metapod getting hard as a motherfucker. It'd be a privilege to lose to "The Replacements" of the Pokemon world.

-I lost to Gary in that first match one time

Never admitted this until today. You know that first match where you are automatically set to win? Yeah, I lost that. One time I messed around and decided to use "Leer" instead of tackle two times in a row. Got cocky and felt the burn.

-Remember battling people with the link cable?

Went to school with my velcro wallet that had no money in it, a single key that didn't open any door in my house, my lunch bag and my link cable. I once went 10-0 in one day and had the "Juice" for a little while.

-Jynx was a racially insensitive, black-transvestite prostitute

-I walked around the Casino and pressed A at least 100,000 times.

You know what I'm talking about

-Misty though?

-Safari Zone
Sometimes you have to charge it to the game and throw the Master Ball at a Tauros. Caught Mewtwo with a Great Ball. #Swerve

-I watched this video "researching" for this blog

.....I fully understand that if you didn't like Pokemon, you will probably never read this blog again.

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  1. Anonymous said... September 18, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    Giovanni is the only Italian in Pokemon. He is in charge of the only organized mafia in Pokemon. Coincidence or Racism?

  2. Dub Jeezy said... September 18, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    racist like 1870s Mississippi

  3. Anonymous said... September 19, 2012 at 8:33 AM

    Magikarp becoming Gyrados was one of the most rewarding things I have ever experienced.

  4. Anonymous said... September 19, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    1. talk to the man who hasnt had his coffee
    2. talk to slave owner who makes machops do his dirty work
    3. surf along cinnabar island
    4. missingno battle
    5. rare candies/nuggets/master balls fa days yo!

  5. Dub Jeezy said... September 19, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    nothing like having your Gameboy circuitry destroyed from the inside by a Level 255 Missingno

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