Tuesday, January 8, 2013

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Australia Is So Balls Ass Hot, They Created A New Color Scheme To Describe How Balls Ass Hot It Is

Yikes, Australia. Looks like someone's got a case of the struggles right now. But in all seriousness, "Purple Hot" means everyone's dead, right?

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure purple = dark-red and dark red means everybody's blood got burnt. Simple science really. Pull your shit together and stop having random plots of land catching fire for no reason, Australia. Not a good look when your "low" temperature at midnight is a mere 95 degrees.

What's Australia's deal anyway? Continent/Country? Super cocky. Counter-clockwise flushing toilets? Dumb. Vegemite? Disgusting. Purple dots indicating wide-spread land fire? Dangerous.

Clean up your shit, Aussies.

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  1. Anonymous said... January 9, 2013 at 6:47 AM

    Hello, climate change

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