It's Fine. I'm Not Even Worried About It.

I'm not saying my name is "Winston Jones" or anything, but we can all agree that after seeing this, anyone named Winston Jones probably had a rough day. He probably didn't click through his Excel documents with his usual ferocity. Lunch may not have been as much fun.

I honestly have no idea what I'm really talking about since I've obviously never been in this situation with a name like Dub Jeezy.

PS. Did I just break the 4th wall? Is this blog meta now?

PPS. In all seriousness, am I in danger?