Monday, January 28, 2013

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How Bad Of A Shooter Do You Have To Be To Shoot Rick Ross "Dozens" Of Times And Not Hit Him Once?

We almost lost Ross today, ladies and gentlemen, for roughly the eighth or ninth time. While this is a trying time for all of us, I'm sure, we have to dig deeper into the bigger issue at hand. How do you drive-by shoot Rick fucking Ross and not connect once???

This might be the worst job anyone has ever done at anything. If I spilled coffee on my computer and watched porn all day on my phone, I would have outperformed these clowns.

What are the statistical odds that EVERY bullet missed within the SAME 2cm non-Ross-occupied area? Just pure scientific marvel that needs to be included in elementary school textbooks within the next 5-10 years.

On a completely outlandish sidenote, what are the hot cars to perform drive-bys in these days? I feel like Cutlasses are too cliche and other cars are too "green" to be gangsta. Like if you try to drive-by someone in a Prius, you run the risk of getting drive-by'd yourself as a penalty for doing anything of that sort in a Prius.

PS. I still get a kick out of "I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far." Lacks so much confidence and leaves open the very realistic possibility that a newer, better boss can emerge at any given moment.

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