We almost lost Ross today, ladies and gentlemen, for roughly the eighth or ninth time. While this is a trying time for all of us, I'm sure, we have to dig deeper into the bigger issue at hand. How do you drive-by shoot Rick fucking Ross and not connect once???
This might be the worst job anyone has ever done at anything. If I spilled coffee on my computer and watched porn all day on my phone, I would have outperformed these clowns.
What are the statistical odds that EVERY bullet missed within the SAME 2cm non-Ross-occupied area? Just pure scientific marvel that needs to be included in elementary school textbooks within the next 5-10 years.
On a completely outlandish sidenote, what are the hot cars to perform drive-bys in these days? I feel like Cutlasses are too cliche and other cars are too "green" to be gangsta. Like if you try to drive-by someone in a Prius, you run the risk of getting drive-by'd yourself as a penalty for doing anything of that sort in a Prius.
PS. I still get a kick out of "I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far." Lacks so much confidence and leaves open the very realistic possibility that a newer, better boss can emerge at any given moment.
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