Saturday, January 26, 2013

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LeBron James Tackles Fan After He Hits Half Court Shot For $75K

Can't say a forward hook-shot would have been my best option, but that's why I'm 75K-less Dub Jeezy and that's why this super-average looking dude is temporarily kinda rich.

Class move by LeBron, too. You know a man grew up dirt poor when he reacts like that to someone hitting a half court shot despite being worth like 200 million. I'd freak out the same if I saw a college kid find a $20 bill on his way to the liquor store.

With all that said, I'd sue the FUCK out of LeBron with a fake broken collarbone and torn PCL. Always snake it till you make it and keep looking for your piece of the pie.

To quote the great Silky Johnson:

"First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten motha-fuckas."

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