Tuesday, January 29, 2013

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Hanson Singing "MMMBop" 15 Years Later Is Exactly As Depressing As It Sounds

^If you didn't like this, you're so overtly homophobic that you just became gay.

When you sprinkle in desperation, wildly conflicting outfits and the very real possibility that they created this stage themselves and had their mother film this is the moment where true music magic is made.

OBSERVATIONS:

1) Isaac Hanson needed this more than anyone. More than me, more than you. His suit is made of yarn that kittens play with.

2) This means everything and nothing at the same time:

3) The Little Hanson that will never have a name
-Your tremendous hair flow can't hide the fact that they gave you a wooden box instead of a drum set and a mic stand that no one cared to adjust correctly. Damn.

4) Taylor Hanson = Mickey Free

He didn't get that pleather jacket in the Men's section.

Never Forget:
"If you can be stranded with any woman in the world on a desert island, who would it be?
"Taylor Hanson"
"Taylor Hanson is a guy"

All in all, this went as well as it possibly could have gone. Sure, they didn't really say actual words for the majority of the song, but who cares? They "Oooh Yeah!'d" their way through that whole track without me offering to send them a $20 bill in the mail. If that's not a win, I don't know what is.

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  1. Anonymous said... February 26, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    Wow, this post is so fuckin' unfunny, I gagged. Grow up. Hanson did.

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