5000 Ducks Disrupt Chinese Morning Commute

In the realm of bad morning commutes, China absolutely takes the cake. One day it's 1 billion people traveling to work at the same time, the next it's 5000 ducks littering the streets with nowhere to go.

Seriously, where were these fucking ducks going? Just a mass exodus to find the next hot pond to flap around in? Seems like something bigger was going on. Like, I hate to pigeonhole China, but I'm not exactly surprised that 5000 ducks took over the entire country. Kinda par for the course.