Embarrassing. James Harden's beard has like 60,000 more followers than me. That fucking snake that escaped from the Bronx Zoo, got found, and brought back into captivity like a year ago has a WAY more followers than me. The @Shit Twitter account that hasn't tweeted once, has so many more followers than me.
It's so cutthroat in the Twitter world, but come on. THOUSANDS of people view this blog a day (seriously) and a snake with zero hands is crushing me out there. As a
So this a CALL TO ARMS for all WMD readers with a Twitter account. Follow me and prevent other bloggers from making fun of me with their Twitter schlongs. You may laugh or some shit.