Wednesday, June 20, 2012

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LA Gentleman Charged With "Dancing Too Aggressively" During Gay Pride Parade

So, this is a law now? If this was enforced on Thursday nights while I was in college, they would have put me under the jail.

The name of the game was aggressive dancing. No skill, no elegance, just intensity and a uniform feeling of discomfort. I'm fully convinced I don't even know how to "dance." I've gotten by through the years with the "stay at home" theory from "Hitch" and the requisite amount of black rhythm I was born with. Aside from that, it's a crapshoot. Salsa? Nope. Merengue? Don't even think I spelled that correctly. I was trained in the art of semi-stalking and sneakily approaching women from behind, which in itself can be considered "aggressive."

If I got the green light, it was weird-grind-city, if I didn't I'd walk away defeated, pout for 10 minutes, rinse, and repeat. Aggression. So shout out to this guy for taking a page out of the Dub J handbook and getting arrested for dancing too hard at an event where it is entirely encouraged to dance really hard at.

Seriously, when the Gay Pride parade tells you to that you're dancing too much, you're dancing WAY too much, bro. That's like dribbling the ball too much in a basketball game.

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