Monday, June 11, 2012

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Finally Casinos Have Introduced The "You Vs. A Chicken" Tic-Tac-Toe Challenge

As an avid gambler since 15, I have been looking for that new breakthrough game that will steal my money and subsequently get me black out drunk in the process. Hey casinos, I appreciate the prompt feedback in the form of you adding a chicken into the mix.

A fucking captive chicken playing tic-tac-toe? I've seen a lot of odd things since starting this blog, but this literally has to be the most ridiculous. I can picture a bunch of casino execs having a detailed conversation, like:

"Revenues are at an all-time low and people just aren't gambling as much as they used to."

"Chicken Tic-Tac-Toe"

"What did you just say?"

"We're going to save this casino and we're going to save it by locking a chicken in a claw machine and having it compete with humans in tic-tac-toe until it dies"

"By god, I think you've saved all of our jobs"

There is no way that conversation didn't go like that. I just pray there is someone watching this chicken and keeping consistent tabs on it's well-being. No one wants to be that hammered asshole that kills an exhausted chicken because they kept pouring dollars into tic-tac-toe.

"After each game, the chicken is rewarded with feed. The chickens are then rotated when one gets full, bored or tired."--quote from article.

What I would give to see an old woman arguing with a pit-boss because they're dealing with a disinterested tic-tac-toe playing chicken.

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