Wednesday, June 6, 2012

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Here's How I'd Answer This Asshole Professor's Prank Test

History: Poor attempt at humor, bro. Everyone knows that as long as the Pope keeps rocking that hat, no country in the world has to worry about anything.

Literature: I Sparknoted all of those books while I breezed through class, Professor I feel very sorry for you, have you ever gotten ass?

Music: Please refer to the Dubstep masterpiece I made on the Google home page

Art: Ornery/Bitchy

Religion: Kanye West, "Jesus Walks" video.

Logic: Working Man's Diary is the greatest thing I've ever done, yet it represents the darkest point of my life.

Philosophy: Food/water, sleep, and sex over everything.

An "E" word I'm convinced doesn't exist: Veritaserum. Done.

Medicine: Nah, I'm all set.

Biology: Present a female and give me 2-3 minutes. 500 years earlier my son would have written a mediocre blog called a "Scribe Man's Scroll." Tons of wall readings.

Psychology: Didn't bother reading this question. Just check the blog, I'm clearly awesome.

Sociology: Zombie apocalypse, duh. And boy meets girl theory? They have boobs, right? Terrible test. I crushed it.

My Coup de grĂ¢ce would be drawing a hilariously large elephant and writing "Eff You" in the middle. I'd probably get expelled, but I'd go out in a blaze of glory.

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  1. Anonymous said... June 6, 2012 at 11:22 PM

    this is the funniest thing I've read in forever

  2. Anonymous said... June 6, 2012 at 11:38 PM

    whoever clicked "unfunny" needs to be burned at da stake

  3. DC to BC said... June 7, 2012 at 3:33 AM


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