Wednesday, May 23, 2012

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Whoops, I Think I Accidentally Became A Swedish House DJ --I almost want to call this "Levels Pt. 2"

Seriously, when do the checks start pouring in? When will my track be used for the latest Michael Bay movie trailer? And WHEN can I stand in front of millions of screaming, drugged out people and get to play "next" on my iTunes?

These are the questions I need answers to, because I think I just burned my eardrums and seared my retinas with this track. You think I know what an oscillator is? Nope. Plus, I'm convinced an envelope is something you use to mail things and has nothing to do with music. Either way, I'm a DJ now. And I'm pretty sure my nationality instantly became Swedish once I pressed the triangular "Play" button on the Google-Piano-8-track player.

So what's next? Do I call Akon and let him sort this shit out? He seems like he knows what to do in these situations.

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  1. Anonymous said... May 23, 2012 at 4:19 PM

    I just played this in my office - I didn't realize my headphones weren't plugged in. The whole place immediately broke out into dance. Co workers on desks, computers flying everywhere. Someone even tossed the water cooler down the elevator shaft.

  2. Anonymous said... May 23, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    I just played this to my dying grandmother.

    She passed away immediately.

    -John Saunders

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