Friday, May 18, 2012

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Man Needs Emergency Assistance After Geting Stuck In A Garbage Chute Trying To Escape His Girlfriend

^easily the most misguided garbage-chute hiding attempt of all time

Hiding might be the scariest experience in the world. You're just sitting/standing there in a cramped space trying to adjust your breathing so you don't make noise/pass out. One of your feet is undoubtedly going to fall asleep, so be aware of that when you try to move so you don't break your face. Then there's the self-doubt, like "Is this even a fucking hiding spot?", "Are my feet exposed?", and the ever popular, "What if no one finds me/everyone forgets about me?" You can figure out why I absolutely despise Hide'N Go Seek. Way too many, "Oops, sorry Dub, we stopped playing and forgot to tell you to stop hiding"s in my life.

Toss in a pissed girlfriend, the fire department, the jaws of life, confused/ridiculing neighbors and you might as well take me out back and put a bullet in my head. No more hiding. Just stay where you are or straight up leave.

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  1. Anonymous said... May 18, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    This would be a lot funnier if the man died. Decent post. Not in your top 5 though.

    John Saunders

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