Wednesday, May 16, 2012

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The Only Way To Make Battleship Better....

....Is by changing the entire structural design and turning it into Monopoly. As long as the entire cast of Friday Night Lights, Rihanna, Eric from True Blood and the immortal Liam Neeson are still fighting "aliens" that look eerily like Transformers, I'll probably see it. Plus, anytime a movie is made by the same company that made Connect 4, you have to go.

And can we please recognize that the original OG 1%'er is the Monopoly guy. My man rocks a monocle AND a cane. With no back or leg problems. That's a level of baller that hasn't been seen since the Great Depression.

Sorry Jay, I think Rich Uncle Pennybags invented swag.

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